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A guy who went into the adult section
of a department store to buy condoms.
The female clerk told him, "We have the
rainbow assortment on sale today, would
you like those?" The guy said, "Good,
I'll take a box."

A few months later, he went into the
women's clothing section and saw that
this same female clerk was transferred
into the maternity section.

The guy said, "I'd like to buy a
maternity blouse."

The clerk asked, "What bust?"

To which he replied, "One of the blue ones!!"

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