A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!" |