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If Microsoft was Jewish

If Microsoft Was Jewish

"Abort, Retry, Ignore" would be replaced with "Stop it already. You're
killing me! You vant I should try it again? I didn't hear that!"

"Microsoft Word" would be renamed to "Microsoft Kibbitz."

A "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz would advertise that it gets
rid of the "schmutz" on your monitor.

After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go "Schloffen."

CD-ROM's would be rendered obsolete with the invention of high compression
DVB's (digital video bagels).

Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.

During Passover, your PC would not be able to read leavened floppies.

Hanukkah screen savers will have "Flying Dreidels."

Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC would get
"Ferklempt."

Microsoft Office would include "A little byte of this, and a little byte of
that."

Solitaire would be replaced with on-line "Bingo"or "Mah-Jong."

When your PC is working too hard, you would occasionally hear a loud "Oy!"

When disconnecting external devices from the back of your PC, you would be
instructed to "Remove the cable from your PC's tuchis."

When you fill up your "C-drive", you will get a "Hard Drive is Shtupped"
message.

When running "scandisk", you will be prompted with a "You vant I should fix
this?" message.

Your "Start" button would be replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any
younger!" button.

Your multimedia player would be renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"

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