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Good and Bad Days

His good day... his bad day...
On a good day... On a bad day...
You came home for a quickie. So did the postman.
You came home for a quickie. Your wife walks in .
You get a three-day weekend. You get the flu on Friday.
You go to see a strip show. Your daughter's the striper.
Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." For real.
Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Your son, that is.
Your daughter's on the Pill. She's ten.
Your neighbour exercises in the nude. She weighs 350 pounds.
Your son's doing extra credit work. Making a sex ed video.
Your uncle leaves you a fortune. It's counterfeit.
Your wife bought a porn video. Your daughter's the star.
Your wife likes outdoor sex. You live downtown.
Your wife meets you at the door nude. She's coming home.
The postman's early. He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.
The secretary said "yes." Your wife says "no".

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