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Mirror Mirror

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on
her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully
says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow
to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what
happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror
on the door, make my p*nis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash...
and his legs fall off.

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