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| A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me... ribbet... I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and... ribbet... turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will... ribbet... tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are... ribbet... my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you... ribbet... kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful... ribbet... princess, I will be your loving ompanion for an entire week... ribbet...." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "RIBBET... If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll... ribbet... stay with you for a YEAR and do... ribbet... ANYTHING you want!" Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the... ribbet... matter?! I've... ribbet... told you I'm a beautiful... ribbet... princess, that I'll... ribbet... stay with you for a year and do anything you... ribbet... want. Why won't you... ribbet... kiss me?!" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." |
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