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I am tired because I am overworked

The population of this country is 58 million.

24 million are retired.

That leaves 34 million to do the work.

There are 20 million at school.

That leaves 14 million to do the work.

There are 7,5 million employed by the government.

That leaves 6,5 million to do the work.

2,7 million are in the armed forces.

Which leaves 3,8 million to do the work.

Take from the total 3,770,000 people who work for local authorities

and that leaves 30,000 to do the work.

At any given time there are 20,000 in hospital,

Leaving 10, 000 to do the work.

There are 9,998 people in prison.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you’re sitting around reading fu*king jokes.

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