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Very Shmooth

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment the
woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No",he replies,
"Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The
intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady
says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any
knickers...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I
am wearing knickers!"

Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an
hour fast......"

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