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Tarzan's Adventure

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him what he did about sex. "What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he answered, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." So she took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer...and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan not stupid--check for bees first."

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