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Gorilla in a tree

A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his
tree. He looks in the phone book and sure enough finds
an ad for "Gorilla Catcher." When he asks if they can
remove the gorilla, the guy asks, "Is it male or
female?"

"Male," he replies.

"Oh yeah, we can do that. I'll be right there," he
states.

An hour later, the Gorilla Catcher shows up with a
stick, a Rottweiler, a shotgun, and a large pair of
handcuffs. He then gives the man the handcuffs and the
shotgun. "I'm going to climb this tree and poke at the
gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree.
When he does, the trained Rottweiler will move in and
bite the gorilla's private parts. The gorilla will
then cross his hands across himself for protection,
and that's when you move in with the handcuffs!"

The man goes pale and asks, "Um, okay, but what do I
do with the shotgun?"

The Gorilla Catcher replies, "Hopefully nothing, but
if I happen to fall out of the tree before the
gorilla, you shoot that Rottweiler!"

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