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$500

A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings.
Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at
the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob.
Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that
towel you have on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of him.

He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves. Excited about
her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her
husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that?"

"It was Rob from next door," she replies.

"Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the 500 dollars
he owes me?"

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