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Bizarre facts around the World!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with
a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals
of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers the sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A
brick??)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
to marry. (Let's just think for a minute is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man
to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(USA is a weird country or what?. Not as great as Guam!)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next
life I want to be a pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(I won't touch THAT one!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next
life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, nah!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I
know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some more people like this)

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