NickHemingway.com
Animal
Bar Jokes
Celebrity
Computers & IT
Crime & Punishment
Education
Film and entertainment
Insults
Kids
Medical
Men
Nationality
Other
Political
Relationship
Religious
Sport
Stupid
True Stories
Weird
Women
Work Related
Free Jokes & Humour
Home | Newest Jokes | Funny Pictures | Funny Videos
A Lesson In Statistics
 
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to
drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm
out his window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a
female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles
each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at
the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new
car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass
every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's
18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day
of their period.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females
carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
problem has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the
worst day of her period, and is armed.

Flip one off?
.............I think not.
Submitted By: Anonymous...




Home - Privacy Policy

Site Copyright �2003-2007 Nick Hemingway