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| Nearly ALL sick people have eaten PEAS (obviously then, the effects are cumulative). An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer or heart attacks have eaten PEAS. Another 99.9% of people involved in auto accidents ate PEAS within 60-days before the accident. Some 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where PEAS were served frequently. Among people born in 1839 who later dined on PEAS, there has been a 100% mortality rate. All PEA-eaters born between 1900-1910 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones and failing eyesight (provided, of course, that eating PEAS hasn't already *killed* them). |
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