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Russian Leaders

A train is moving and suddenly stops 'cause there are no tracks in front.
What would each of the former Soviet leaders do:

Lenin would get everyone to get out of the train and work 200 hrs straight
until they figure something out.

Stalin would order everyone in 1st car shot and everyone else shot unless
they get the train moving by next morning.

Khrustchev -- take the tracks behind apart, put them in front.

Brezhnev -- shut the windows and order to rock the cars to make an
impression of movement.

Gorbachev --do nothing but everyone can get outside and yell real loud "we
ain't got the rails and not even any food in the restaurant car!"

Yeltsin -- have the army attack the Russian parliament and hope everyone
forgets about the train incident.

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