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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A
Japanese deliveryman is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of
car exhausts in the driveway and yelling: "you sign, you sign."

The bewildered president will do no such thing and slams the door.

The next day, the man is back, waving a clipboard under the great man's
nose, gesturing to a truckload of brake pads and insisting: "you sign, you
sign."

Nelson gets rid of the man again, but next day he's back with two truckloads
of car parts, once again insisting that the president sign for the goods.

Mandela loses his temper and yells: "look, I don't want these. Do you
understand? You have the wrong name."

Puzzled, the Japanese man consults his clipboard and asks: "You not Nissan
Maindealer?"

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