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Presidential Trivia Game

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?

2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist
in the Miss America pageant?

3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a
desk in the oval office?

4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
slave who was his wife's half sister?

5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?

7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he
was engaged to someone else?

8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
secretary?

9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet
- at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical
first lady from attacking them?

10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about the
*other* president who did the same in a closet? (The one from Question 9)

11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of
sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e. numerous) than the
President's?

12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off his
p*nis (which he named Jumbo)?

ANSWERS

1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson

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