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Dad's Jobs

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the
time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster
than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fastball from the pitcher's mound
and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!"

One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well my dad can shoot an arrow from
his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the
bullseye!"

The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than
mine. My dad's a Sales Rep, and even though he works every day until
4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"

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