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What Does The _____ Say

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:

Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and replied,
"Bud - Wise - er."

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