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| Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? A: She had mittens! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! Q: How do cats eat spaghetti? A: The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! Q: What is a French cat's favourite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse! Q: What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby! Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got that down in the mouth look! Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla? A: An animal that puts you out a night! |
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