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Celebrity why did the chicken

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets1.4999999999

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

O.J. Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not* cross the road

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