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Oliver Reed
 
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An Irate Saint Peter to The Grimm Reaper:

I said Oliver Stone! "You nimrod!"


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Oliver's Last words:

BUUUUURRRRRP!


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Tabloids Add Up Actor's Last Bar Tab


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Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to have him cremated afterall...

It took days to put the fire out!


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Hal Smith (aka Otis Campbell) upon meeting Oliver Reed in the afterlife...

Hey Bill (Holden), Chris (Farley) Dean (Martin) wanna know if you wanna drink?


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What does Olly Reed & Jill Dando have in common?

Both had one shot too many.


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What's the difference between a Reel and a Reed?

You stagger around until you fall over... er... actually they're the same.


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Songs Rewritten For Oliver

Elton John: Moonshine in the wind
Elton John: Drunk in the wind
Funneral march: How dead I am


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Tommy tribute to Oliver Reed:

He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse
He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse
A Stiff...A Stiff...A Stiff!


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What's the difference between Oliver Reed and Ayrton senna?

Oliver Reed's family got to keep the car.
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