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Oliver Reed |
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WARNING. If you are offended by
Oliver Reed Jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW.
An Irate Saint Peter to The Grimm Reaper:
I said Oliver Stone! "You nimrod!"
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Oliver's Last words:
BUUUUURRRRRP!
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Tabloids Add Up Actor's Last Bar Tab
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Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to have him cremated afterall...
It took days to put the fire out!
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Hal Smith (aka Otis Campbell) upon meeting Oliver Reed in the afterlife...
Hey Bill (Holden), Chris (Farley) Dean (Martin) wanna know if you wanna drink?
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What does Olly Reed & Jill Dando have in common?
Both had one shot too many.
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What's the difference between a Reel and a Reed?
You stagger around until you fall over... er... actually they're the same.
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Songs Rewritten For Oliver
Elton John: Moonshine in the wind
Elton John: Drunk in the wind
Funneral march: How dead I am
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Tommy tribute to Oliver Reed:
He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse
He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse
A Stiff...A Stiff...A Stiff!
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What's the difference between Oliver Reed and Ayrton senna?
Oliver Reed's family got to keep the car.
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