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| WARNING. If you are offended by Dead Celebrity Jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. St. Peter to Grim Reaper: Do try to bring the "Q" back in one piece won't you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- …upon his meeting Q… My name is Reaper...Grim Reaper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saint Peter upon meeting Desmond in Heaven: Hey, the Boss wants to know if you can fix something for him -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q's last words... James don't touch that button! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess his ejector seat must have failed… But he did die on Q. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sure Desmond will be happy up in heaven… The world was not enough for him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks like he changed his initials from "Q" to "DOA" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A thought was it really an accident? Where was Blofeld or Renard at the time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ben Stein upon hearing of Desmond's Passing… Q? Q? Q? Q? Bueller? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a driver called Q. His driving skills went all askew. He rammed up a rear, He killed his career, and killed our old friend Desmond too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last words… "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have given Bond that Air Bag" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Songs Rewritten for Desmond Llewellen Tracey Chapman: Don't Need A Fast Car Thomas Dolby: Blindsided Me With Science Stacy Q (Ironically) Two Of Cars Elton John: Can you feel the car tonight? Aerosmith: Q (looks like a car wreck) B*Witched: On the road where Desmond now lays. Celine Dion: My Gizmo Will Go On Queen: Another Q bites the dust -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Bond film… Drivers License To Kill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Witnesses at the crash scene described the gory details… Desmond's body was shaken, not stirred. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And do be careful with this item double O seven, this triggers a powerful electromagnet in the bumper allowing you to easily catch up to any other vehicle you may be chasing. We haven't quite worked out all the bugs yet though." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that Q has departed, there are three new roles in the next Bond film... R, I and P -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the Crash, the wreckage was salvaged. They found some gadgets and a couple of Q balls. |
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