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Talking Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale"

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep", the Lab replies.

"So what's your story"?

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
valuable spies for eight years running." But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that rubbish."

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