a man goes into work crying and his boss says to him whats wrong the man replies im getting throwing out by time i go home my stuff will be in black bin bags and ill be out the door. the boss says do what i do go in during the night and lick her out untill she cant take anymore.So the man goes in his house licks her out and suddenly he heres stop stop stop. he touches his face and its all sticky so he goes to wash his face and his girlfriend is sitting there shaving her legs and he shouts WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING HERE and his girlfriend says shhhhhhhh you might wake your mum.