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What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
Four slugs and a dead Beatle.
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Why did John Lennon get shot?
Yoko ducked.
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How would John Lennon do if he were on stage tonight?
He'd stink.
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What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot?
Ono - Ono - Ono.
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After Lennon was shot...
He had three days to prove his remark comparing him to Jesus was true...
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What were Lennon's last three hits?
Two to the chest, one to the head.
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What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common?
There's no John.
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They both live off dead beatles.
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What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone?
Yoko Ono
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What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
Three more bullets.
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What was John's last hit?
The pavement.
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What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death?
He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.
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Did you hear he quit smoking...
It took about 2-3 hours.
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What came out of John's head when he was shot?
Beatlejuice!!
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Right after John died and he came to Heaven, Jesus came to him and said,
"So... about that crack about being more popular than me..."
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