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| WARNING. If you are offended by John Lennon jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. What would you find if you dug up John Lennon? Four slugs and a dead Beatle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did John Lennon get shot? Yoko ducked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How would John Lennon do if he were on stage tonight? He'd stink. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot? Ono - Ono - Ono. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Lennon was shot... He had three days to prove his remark comparing him to Jesus was true... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What were Lennon's last three hits? Two to the chest, one to the head. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common? There's no John. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead beatles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would it take to re-unite the Beatles? Three more bullets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was John's last hit? The pavement. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death? He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear he quit smoking... It took about 2-3 hours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What came out of John's head when he was shot? Beatlejuice!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right after John died and he came to Heaven, Jesus came to him and said, "So... about that crack about being more popular than me..." |
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