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| Sir Alec Guiness was best known as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars and the obsessed & misguided Col. Nicholson in The Bridge on the River Kwai. WARNING. If you are offended by Sir Alec Guiness jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. His newest film... "Bridge on the River Styx" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What were the last words alec guinness heard in the battle for his life? YOUR HEART RATE IS WEAK OLD MAN!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sir Alec Guinness, in his most challenging role... as Obi Wan Cadaver. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the next Star Wars picture... Sir Alec Guiness will play Nextofkin Skywalker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saint Peter really angry at the RipperMan: This isn't Alec Baldwin stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jar Jar Binks Upon Hearing of Alec Guinness's Passing: Youssa Say Kenobi is A Forever Sleep? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks like The Force wasn't with him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks like Obi Wan is now Obi Gone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where was General Saito hmmmmmmm? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never will you find a more Hilarious Hive of Mirth and Dead Celebrity Jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looks like The Man In The White Suit will be seeing the Men In Black. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From a Passage To India to a passage to the next world. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- William Holden upon meeting Alec in Heaven: You had to build that bridge didn't you!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmmmm, will people Kwai at Alec's Funeral? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God to everyone in Heaven as Alec arrives: Ok anyone who starts whistling Col Halsey's March has to clean dishes tonight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stan Marsh: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENOBI!!! Kyle Broslovski: YOU BASTARDS!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zorak on hearing of Alec's Demise: You think The Ripper will find Space Ghost now? Brak: Shame On you Zorak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Songs Rewritten for Sir Alec Guinness Elton John: LightSaber In The Wind Celine Deion: My Bantha Will Go On Roy Orbison's Ghost: Kwaiing |
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