A Blonde walks into a electric shop and says "can i buy that t.v. please?". The owner replies "sorry, i dont sell 2 blondes". so she went home, died her hair brunette and went bck the nxt day. she says "can i buy that t.v. please?". the owner says "no, i dont sell 2 blondes". she says " how did you no i was a blonde?, and the owner says "because thats a microwave!!! |