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| Two Irish guys named Paddy and Murphy are on a plane, all of a sudden the captain announces that they are having some problems but that everything should be fine . Anyway the drinks and laughs flow and then the captain drops the oxygen masks and tells everyone to try and stay calm. Everyone rushes to the air hostess to collect a parachute, when Paddy and Murphy arrive she says " We regret to inform you that there is only one parachute left. Murphy quickly grabs the parachute and jumps out the plane. Paddy realises he will die anyway so he jumps out, he flies past Murphy. Murphy takes off his parachute and says "Ah, it's a race you want eh Paddy?". |
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