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Two vet surgeons on golf course.
 
Two vet surgeons on golf course.

One boasts about his surgical skill and says that he can remove the tonsils of that sleeping owl in the nearby tree without wakening it up. And he does so, returning with the evidence of tiny pink tonsils.

Second surgeon says, "That's nothing, I can remove his balls without him waking" This he does, returning with two tiny pink testicles.

Later, the owl, flying to nearby tree says to fellow owl," Something funny going on. Keep away from that tree. I woke up this evening and find that I can't hoot worth a f...k nor f...k worth a hoot
Submitted By: Jean Greenall




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