An Irishman, Englishman, and Scottishman decide to open a bar. The Englishman wanted to call it The Queens Legs, The Scottishman wanted to call it The Queens arms. In the end, they went with the Irishmans decision, and called it the Queens Legs. One morning before it opened, a man was standing outside the bar. A policeman came, and said, "What are you doing there?" And the man replied: "I'm waiting for The Queens Legs to open to have a drink!" |