A bear and a rabbit were walking in the forest and they came upon a lamp. The bear opened the lamp and a geni poped out and he said, "Thankyou ever so much for freeing me, i shall grant you 3 wishes each"
The bear wished that the lady bears in this forest will love him. The Rabbit wished for a motor bike, they got there wishes.
the bears second wish was that all the lady bear in that forest over there would love him. The rabbit wished for a bike helmet, they both got their wishes.
The bear's 3rd wish was that all the lady bears in the world would love him, the rabbit got on his bike & put his helmet on and wished that all the lady bears in the world were homo's. he got his wish and rode away.