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Intelligence

Two men were digging a ditch on a really hot day and one of them said to the other ”Why are we down here digging when the boss is up there drinking in the shade?"
"I don’t know, go and ask him" he replied.

So the guy climbed up out of the hole and walked up to the boss who was sitting under a tree and asked him "Why are we working and you’re here relaxing?"
"Because of intelligence" the boss answered.
"What’s intelligence" the guy asked.
"Well, let me show you." So the boss stood up and put his hand against the tree.
"Hit my hand with your fist" he said.

So the guy tried to hit the boss’s hand, but just before he did the boss moved so he hit the tree instead.
"Owwwwwww!"
"That’s intelligence" grinned the boss.
So the guy went back down to the hole with his friend. His work mate asked "What did he say?"
"It’s because of intelligence" the guy replied.
"What’s that" questioned the work mate
"Well let me show you," he said. So the guy put his hand on his face and said "hit my hand with your shovel......"

Submitted By: Abbie