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funeral

A man went to the funeral of his wife's niece's husband and when the service was over
the old man said to his wife " I want to go home"
the Old lady said " i want to see Pauline first"
So my mother told me "Go up stairs and tell Pauline that Auntie Em wants to see her' but she cann't face the stairs" so of I went
Uncle Jack turned to Mum and said
" I cann't at all see why she wants to speak to Pauline for she as been tallking to her every day of the week on the phone.

Submitted By: Hilary Bate