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Dob and Bob

There were two ugly brothers named Dob and Bob and they loved to cruz on the beach and look at all the hot girls.....

But they were so ugly that no girl would ever think of checking them out, or even go on a date with them.....

One day Dob was walking down the beach and saw a bunch of girls going crazy over something.....

So Dob got curious and pushed his way to the middle of the crowd and found Bob.....

With disbaleaf Dob pulled his brother out of the crowd and asked Bob "How did you get all these girls? Tell me your secret, how did you get all these girls!?!?".....

Bob replied "Go home put on a pair of speed-o's, than go and grab the biggest patato you can fined and put it in side of your speed-o's.".....

So Dob ran home and did exactly what his brother, Bob, told him to do.....

Dob went back to the beach and was walking around like he was king of the world expecting to have beautiful girls surounding him in any minute.....

But instead, all the girls on the beach were looking at Dob in discus and disbaleaf than started to point and whisper.....

Dob than ran to Bob and said, "I thought that this was your secret?!".....

Bob than said "You idiot, your sapost to put the patato in the front, not in the back!".....

Submitted By: Ebet Feliciano