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| A little old man answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a very well-dressed young man in a pinstriped suit, silk tie, white shirt, shoes polished like black mirrors, and carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Get lost, Mister fancy suit!" said the old man. "I haven't got any money" and he proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his polished shoe in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." The old man again told him to get lost. And with that, the young man emptied a bucket of mud all over his hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder. "I got a better idea" said the old man, "If you don't clean it all up, I'll take swap those fancy clothes of yours fer my overalls." "Fine, sir!" said the young man confidently. "Now what size are those fancy shiniy shoes?" "Oh!" said the young man confidently, "They're size ten, but..." "Well, then start with the shoes because because the electricity was cut off this morning." |
| Submitted By: Jim |
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