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| The goverment is known for having it's secrets hidden from the the people of the Earth. I know now for a fact that the most ingenious man of the world is being hidden from the public and he has been making all the actions of people like George Bush and Tony Blair. I discovered this when I happen to be relieving myself of my juices in the lavatory when a young man came in and stood next too me. He had the sausage in one hand and a phone in the other and happen to mention 3 things that made me realise who he was: -September 11 -Cherry -Robotic man I immediatly realised it was the Spawn of Steven Hawkins who was having an affair with Cherry Blair and did owned the Twin Towers. He would have got angry on September 11 and because he is the spawn of the smartest man in the world makes him just as good, but without the wheels and disturbing voice. Then chatted up Cherry Blair and made love, because she is old and married to a man with unstoppable rotating hands syndrome which made it easy. After this he went too America and desighned a weapon that would destroy the world three times over, without harming siamese twins, made all the leaders of the world become his slaves. I figured this all out and I vow that one day we will meet up again in a toilet and I shall grasp him around the neck and throttle him until he admits the truth. I shall video tape it all and post it on the internet so everyone will know the truth about him. The moral to the story is don't answer the phone with your d*ck in your hand. |
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