Once God said to a blonde a burnette and a red head that they had to go through 100 clouds to get to heaven and on each cloud he would tell a joke and if they laughed they would fall and not make it to heaven.The burbette went first and made it to the 11th cloud then fell.The red head went and made it to the 86th cloud then fell.Then the blonde went when she got to the 99 cloud she started laughing but god had not told the joke yet. he asked her y she was laughting and she replied that she had just got the first one!