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| The difference between Love and Marriage Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant Marriage is Chinese take-out Love is cuddling on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about getting away from children Love is going to bed early Marriage is going to sleep early Love is a romantic drive Marriage is a long, hot ride Love is losing your appetite Marriage is losing your figure Love is sweet nothings in the ear Marriage is sweet nothings in the bank Love is a flickering flame Marriage is a flickering television Love is 1 drink and 2 straws Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!" |
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