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What every boy wants for Christmas

There is little boy waiting his turn in line to talk to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas. Finally when it's his turn he goes to sit on Santa's lap. "What do you want for Christmas?" Santa asks. While the boy doesn't reply, Santa taps the boy on his nose and says,"Do you want a C-A-R?" the little boy says," No I don't want no car." Santa again taps his nose again and says." Do you want a T-R-A-I-N?" and the little boys says "No I don't want no train".Then finally Santa gets frustrated and said" Then what do you want for Christmas?" the little boy taps Santa on the nose and says," I want some P-U-S-S-Y and don't tell me you ain't got none cause i can smell it on your finger!"

Submitted By: Kandyce