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Cowboy

A cowboy is sitting at a bar and a man comes and sits next to him and says "so are you a really cowboy"? so the cowboy says "yes well i got my hourse and the hat and i do the whole rope thing, so yes you can say im a really cowboy". "oh cool" the man says. About 10 minutes later a lady comes and sits next to him, and she says "are you a really cowboy"? "yes well i got my hourse and the hat and i do the whole rope thing, so yes you can say im a really cowboy" So then he says "what are you"?, so the lady says "im a lesbian". the cowboy says "oh....so what do thoes do"? "It's someone who always thinks about woman, and always wants to be with just woman". "OH" the cowboy says. So about 10 minutes later an old couple come and sit next to him and they ask, "so are you a really cowboy"? He replies "Well i was until about 10 minutes ago i discoverd i was a lisbian"

Submitted By: Roxy