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Duck walks into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "hey bar tender, ya got any bread?" the bar tender replies “no sorry I haven’t"

The duck comes back 15 min’s later and asks the bar tender "hey bar tender, ya got any bread?"
The bar tender replies "no I told you I don’t"

Then the duck comes back 15mins later again and asks the bar tender "hey bar tender, ya got any bread?"

The bar tender replies “No I bloody don’t, and if you come in and ask that again I will nail your beak to the bar!"

So the duck comes back once again and asks the bar tender "hey bar tender, ya got any Nails?"
The bar tender replies "No…".

Then the duck says "Hey bar tender ya got any bread ?"

Submitted By: By Danni B