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Blond on an airplane

A blond gets on an airplane and sits down. Then a top ranked CEO who graduated from Harvard sat down next to her. The plane takes off and when they get to cruisin altitude the business man takes out his lap top.

he turned to the blond and said, "hey how bout i ask you a question and if u don't know the answer then you give me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and if i dont know it then i will give you 50 dollars."

The blond agreed. The man asked, "what is the square root of 11 times 11?"

She turned to him and said, "I dont know." and gave him five dollars. she then asked the man, "what has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down a hill?"

So the man got to work he thought bout it, then called all his Harvard buddy's, president, secretary of state, and went to the library of Congress.

After 2 hours of searching he finally submitted and gave the blond 50 dollars.

Then the blond turned to go to sleep. The man tapped her and said, "HEY! what is the answer?"

The blond turned to him and gave him 5 dollars.

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