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| Two Whales are swimming in the North Pacific Ocean, when one of them spots a Harpoon Ship on the Horizon. Horrified by the incoming vessel the slightly larger of the pair turns to his friend and says " Do you see that Harpoon in the distance, that ship has travelled the world mercilessly killing fellow whales without a thought or regard for its actions. Well i've had enough! its about time we stood up for ourselves and tried to end this needless bloodshed" The slightly smaller whale, stunned by his friends new found confidence, replies " I agree, but at the end of the day we are just two Whales. How can we take on a Harpoon Ship?" "Well" replies the other Whale "I have a plan, we will swim under the Ship, trying to avoid detection, when we are beneath the vessel we will blow air through our Airholes forcing the Ship to topple over, with all its crew falling into water and drowning" "What have we got to lose" replies the slightly smaller Whale, and off they go, arriving under the Ship without getting speared, and begin forcing air through their Blowholes. The Ship to and fros, eventually capsizing with all its crew falling into the icy water. The slightly larger Whale turns to his friend again and says "Come on lets get our ultimate revenge and eat all the sailors" to which his fellow Whale replies "Look i dont mind doing a Blowjob , but i refuse to swallow Seaman" |
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