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| Three builders were eating their lunch on the scaffolding. 'These sandwiches are foul. That stupid wife. Ive told her I dont like tuna. If she does it again i will jump off this scaffolding.' says the first man. 'Damn, cheese,AGAIN, im with you mate, if i get this again im jumping.'says the second man 'Me too. Ive got jam,im not taking it anymore, if I have jam tomorrow im definetely jumping......'says the third man The next day the men all got the same sandwiches and really did jump... That night the wifes were interviewed by the police. The first mans wife was too distraught to talk, but she did say he had told her to make different sandwiches. The second mans wife said she couldnt understand why they didnt swop sandwiches but still she could have made different sandwiches. The third mans wife told the police that her husband had no reason to jump because.... keep reading... 1. jam was his favourite and...... nearly there...... its a gud un..... ...2. he made his own sandwiches!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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