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saddam VS Geroge

We are hearing a lot of things about George Bush and Saddam Hussein lately. If you listen to George you might be fooled into thinking that he’s the exact opposite of Saddam…..DON’T BE FOOLED by his hypnotic lack of vocabulary. But rather look at these similarities between Saddam’s reign of TERROR and George’s reign of HORROR.

1- They both forced themselves into positions of power without being elected democratically

2- They both take stupid decisions with no regard for the public opinion

3-Saddam’s boys’ waste people, George’s girls get wasted

4-They both got incredibly rich with the oil industry

5-They both express themselves in a bizarre language barely anyone can understand

6-Saddam’s people prepare themselves because they think he might do something rancid………on the other hand George’s cabinet members prepare themselves because they know pretty soon he’ll say something stupid(like nukelur instead of nuclear)

7-They both hallucinate because Saddam sees hope for his regime of mass intimidation when there’s none and George sees weapons of mass destruction where there are none.

8-The Hussein family has three men in positions of political power, so does the Bush family

***But don’t get me wrong, they aren’t totally alike, there families are quite different.

1-Uday was fluent in three languages, George barely speaks one

2-The Hussein’s are from the Middle East, the Bushes are from down south

3-Saddam used his country’s economy for his own benefits; George screwed the US economy until it made no profits

4-Uday was head of the Iraqi Olympic comity; George should participates in the Special Olympics

I hope you like this, it’s not my best work but it isn’t too bad……enjoy B.C.

Bertin Cyr

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