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called up

Paddy is reluctantly call up for the army which is
about to go to war and the sargent says "Today is target practice , Paddy you go first."
So Paddy fires and it is 10 yards off the mark. The sargeant says "right Paddy lets move this closer and see how that goes"
Paddyfires again - 20 yards off the target.
"We have a problem here Paddy"
"Does that mean I won't be going.?"
"No, it means you won't be coming back!"

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