This guy goes over to the piano player in a very exclusive restraunt and says " that was the most beautiful piece of music that I have heard in a long time, who composed it"
The pianist says " well, actually I did"
The man replies "why dont you get it published,you would make a fortune"
He replies " I have hundreds of these songs but every time I send them to the publishers they always send them back"
Man " what a terrible waste of talent,by the way what was that piece called?"
Pianist" I love you so much I could sh~t1"