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Home | Newest Jokes | Funny Pictures | Funny Videos Don't eat sandwiches in bed   A boy won a footie match and he wanted to celebrate with his girlfriend except he shared a room with his little bro. His bro sleeps on the bottom bunk and was asleep. So the boy said to his g'friend if you want more say lettuce and if you want to change a position say tomato! so... Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Tomato Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce tomato Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT and the bro wakes up and says will you stop makin sandwiches up there you are getting mayonaise all over me!!!!! Submitted By: Anonymous... Home - Privacy Policy Site Copyright �2003-2007 Nick Hemingway