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A traffic cop pulled over a guy who was driving erratically.
"Blow into this breathalyzer tube please" he ordered.
"Sorry, officer, I can't" replied the driver. "I'm asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a bad asthma attack."
"OK, come to the station and give a blood sample."
"Sorry, officer, I cant. I'm haemophilic. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well then we'll need a urine sample."
"Sorry, officer, I can't. I'm diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right. Then I will need you to step out of your car and walk along thise white line."
"Sorry, officer, I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

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